Is this thing on?

inspiredbychaos:

she is my favourite.

Happy 90th birthday, Betty White!

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Emma Stone’s reactions once she spotted the paparazzi.

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meghantonjes:

“Someone Like You” by Adele (Cover by Meghan Tonjes)

GIRL Y U NO TOUR AUSTRALIA? Especially Perth!

Amber: You’re not your dress size, you’re not your shoe size, you’re not your pants size. If I’m going to wear a name tag, it’s going to say ‘Amber Riley,’ not ‘Fat Girl’!

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yamib666:

I love how Judge Judy allows people to build up a mountain of bullshit before gloriously tearing it down.

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yamib666:

I love how Judge Judy allows people to build up a mountain of bullshit before gloriously tearing it down.

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un-saveable:

For Bon bon <3

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mrgolightly:

mikkelbang: creativehypocrisy:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

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unveiledsecrets:

Miss Congeniality GIFs

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lightningstrucktower:

#my heart has stopped because Professor McGonagall is my favourite Hogwarts teacher and she has devoted her life to Hogwarts to Gryffindor House and to Dumbledore and she’s practically lost it all and she is tired because yes she is getting old but she can’t give up just yet because she’s the only person left who can really do what is right and necessary to make sure that the students and the school stay safe and she is just a wonderful powerful witch and now her heart is breaking because there’s barely any hope left but she’ll keep on fighting until the day she dies because she is a Gryffindor #and she is portrayed by this wonderful actress who we unfortunately don’t see often enough in the movies but when we do we all know that Dame Maggie Smith is giving it her all because it’s like she knows that’s the type of person McGonagall is and she’s just a really talented actress and it’s very clear in her portrayal I mean look you can see the emotions that McGonagall is feeling look at her eyes and her mouth and she is just amazing #this movie will be the end of me #professor mcgonagall will forever be my favourite hogwarts professor

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