Is this thing on?

cruisingthesites:

That awkward moment when you realize you’re basically Squidward…

You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing

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Just saw the Avengers.

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT WAS GOOD

So I am like the king of intimacy right

Because Paul and I constantly have these moments where we abuse each others weak spots. Which is totally great.

Because sometimes I’ll go in to respond and then quick as lightning grab his stomach fat and start going “blub bluh bluh” and he’ll cry.

And as much as I claim my victory with fist pumping and insane laughing a little piece of me dies inside every time and I feel bad but of course I would never actually admit that.

QUICK NOTE

Paul is actually right next to me as I’m typing this and most of this post involves me strugggling to make sure he can’t see what I’m writing.

Also as I turned my body so that he couldn’t see what I was writing I managed to smack him in the face with the laptop.

Totally going in the draw for Boyfriend of the Year, amirite?

matturday:

they’re just fictional characters I screamed as I reached into my chest, pulled my heart out and flung it out a window

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Ladies and gentlemen I give you the first photo of me and my incredible boyfriend! For those of you who failed to search the tagged/me function to see my face in the past, I’m the red-faced weirdo on the right and Paul is the bearded full ranga on the left.

He met the crew today and survived - he has joined the family :D now I’ve got to meet his friends and sister and he has to meet my sister and that’s essentially everyone; anyone else will have to make an appointment or some shit because this dude is fucking busy as right now, it’s insane.

Listening to ‘Joyful, Joyful’ from the Sister Act 2 OST and ‘Run and Tell That’ from the Hairspray OST.

I JUST WANT TO BE BLACK IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

That awesome moment when you’re going to buy Coke and you realise that there’s just about a whole row with your name on it.

Who needs a boyfriend when there’s so much Coke willing to say my name?

Soooo tonight I had my first paid gig. You know what I did?

I was set up at the top of a Rock Climbing room in a cage that huge suspended from the walls. I was hooked with room to walk out onto the wires that could bear human weight and I basically waited for people to walk into my challenge. My challenge for them was to have someone climb to the top of the wall and onto a platform and then climb those high wires to me. Dressed as that.

So that on repeat for two hours with about a hundred kids, and I got paid $150 for it. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS GUYS. I’m so doing this again next year!

This was after the play last night. All taken by the amazing Jamie. CHECK OUT HIS BLOG YO!

These are just some of the most amazing people in the world, and I love them so much. So blessed to have them as mates!

GPOY

Tonight was my friend Chris’ 19th birthday party and he chose a grunge/metal theme <.< Of course he’d choose a theme that half of us would have to buy a new wardrobe for. But I’ve found a new respect for people who wear eyeliner; that stuff hurts D:

Anyways this is what I ended up going as; my attempt to snarl and look threatening might be mistaken with retarded annoyance. See I’m a very positive and upbeat person so snarling isn’t in my immediate range of facial expressions.

And it must be a week of firsts for me; first the Topless Tuesday and now GPOY? I think I may have to start taking more photos if only to make my blog seem just that bit more personal.