Is this thing on?

In a dark, 5 bed appartment by myself feeling lonely and a little scared that someone’s gonna come in and rape me. Totally haven’t got all the lights on or anything. I also closed all the doors so if I see any get opened I know it’s my time to die. Either that or the random has finally come back from wherever. Playing God of War II to keep me company and make me feel a little less like the appartment is as barren and lifeless as it is. And I’m missing Paul. Yeah that’s right I miss my boyfriend I’m one of those people though really I can justify it with my total chicken shit attitude right now.

Yay first week of Uni campus life. One week down, 41 weeks to go…

catfishers:

I want to go to there.

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salveo:

Flowers of Giverny by Amy Khoudari

WHY DO YOU MAKE IT SO HARD TO FIND THE FUCKING UNIT CODES FOR CLASSES? D: actually while I’m on the matter, WHY DO YOU MAKE IT SO HARD TO DO FUCKING ANYTHING?! GODDAMN YOU.

• Electric Fry Pan
• Sandwich Press
• 15pce Knife Set w/6 Steak Knives
• Rubberwood Chopping Board
• 35cm Glass Lazy Susan
• A Pair of Duck Feather Pillows
• 2x Set of 4 Ramekins (1 Set Coloured, 1 Set White)
• Oval Baker w/Steel Serving Frame
• Ladle
• Spaghetti Spoon
• Egg Flip
• Slotted Spoon

And all these things I got from work for under $100. Oh how I love employee discounts. Still have to get:

• Cutlery Set
• Dinner Set
• Mugs and Glasses

But I know where to get the good stuff from and get it cheap god working in homewares for four years is finally fucking paying off! Also I need Single Size sheet sets but I’m not worried about those for the moment. Just gotta try and get myself ready and in the mindset for uni.

Btw: got an email back from college, turns out they found the logs for my hours so I’m graduating after all! Oh life is sweet :D

Just got an email through saying how I might not graduate because I’ve supposedly misplaced 96 hours. Bitch please I handed in well over 100 and had them all signed off on so don’t even with me about that.

I have to wait to hear back but fuck I might have to get them all signed off again by my former youth pastor (fuck, totally looking forward to that) then hand them in and hell I just can’t be fucked. Not only that but I’m waiting on first round offers for uni in a fucking week, just perfect goddamn timing to get back to me with all this!

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spraggus:

this is such a cruel photo set

defranco:

Ahhh good ol Colbert.

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Having breakfast at a place called the ‘Le Papillon Patisserie’ in Northbridge.

LIFE IS SWEET